Actual conversations I’ve had recently with bar servers:

Scene 1
“Hi there, what can I get for you?”
“Hmmm, what do you have on tap?”
“Oh, you know, pretty much everything you’d ever want…”
“Great, I’ll have a Sierra Nevada.”
“Oh, we don’t have fancy beers. Just Bud, Bud Light and Miller Lite.”
“I’ll have a water.”

Scene 2
“Hi there, what can I get you for happy hour?”
“What’s on special?”
“All of our domestic taps.”
“Great, how about a Fat Tire.”
“That’s not domestic.”
“It’s made in Colorado.”
“We have Bud, Bud Light, Mich Golden Lite and Labatt.”
Sigh…I’ll have the domestic import from Canada.”